Harish Palaniappan's

Note: Some jokes are India centric.. If you are a foreigner, he he .. you may not understand. But still, there are other jokes here.

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One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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How can Santa Singh Kill a Lion?

Santa Singh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. JJJ

***india-centric.. hindi used ***

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;

Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....

When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the

field"

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

***india -centric **indian company Ads used.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."

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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,

Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.

SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

***india-centric **hindi used
Dho Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mein Job maang raha hai."

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A cop stops a drunkard and asks him:

cop: Where r you going?

Dru: I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.

cop: At night? And who will give a lecture?

Dru: My wife and mother-in-law!

***my favorite***
At weddings old aunts used to tease me saying "You are next, you are next." But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at

funerals...!!

***india-centric **indians would find it amusing.. since their culture is a strict 'for ever one man one woman' thing.

girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.

Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law

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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you